[ This feels like an episode of Jackass, really. Or maybe one of those Youtube videos where a bunch of teenagers try to set off 15 firecrackers at once. Either way, Momo can tell when something seems patently Unsafe, so he backs off without protest.
Pressing his palms against his ears, he braces his feet in the ground. ]
[ She's really tempted to just shoot it, but. That's a waste of bullets. So Maya settles for merely flinging every offensive spell in her arsenal at it instead.
It starts with a Bufudyne, a large, pillar of ice enclosing the Thing before exploding. Almost immediately, what looks like a localized ice storm sweeps around it, followed by the sharp crackle and blinding light of an Almighty attack.
And just to make sure that it's entirely vaporized, Maya casts Crescent Mirror once more, leaving a pile of light gray ash once that light clears. ]
... There.
[ It's said with an air of quiet, vindictive triumph-- right before Maya wobbles with a wince, because maybe casting several heavy-hitting spells in a row wasn't... wise.
[ Oof, that was... brutal? It was exactly as brutal as it needed to be, probably. The evil object disappears into a fine fog, one that gets swept up in an errant breeze and carried into who-knows-where. Momo doesn't really care to find out.
It's when Maya wobbles that Momo lunges forward, reaching out with one arm to steady her. He remembers how she had a hard time even walking after using her powers in the ice castle; chancing any more injury after the dildo insult isn't ideal. ]
—You did it! 500 experience points for you, Maya-neesama.
[ A laugh, and he grins. ]
How does it feel to know you saved an idol's life not once, but twice?
[ It's fine, merely that stamina thing she'd explained to him. But the support is helpful as she works on catching her breath, and Maya finally stops looking like the fate of the world is at stake and musters a smile in response. ]
Well, one of those times was my fault. But I'm really glad you'll be able to keep on singing.
[ Farewell, demon dildo. Momo tucks a piece of Maya's hair behind one ear, and eases into a relieved smile once she gives one to him for a job well done. ]
No way. You saved my life, even with that evil artifact! [ He would've been cursed forever without it!!! Which is a funny thought, but he won't bring up the medieval dick for longer than necessary... ] I should throw a private concert for you, as compensation!
[ Momo sure is affectionate, isn't he... to Maya, that's really just what makes him Momo, so she doesn't even mind at all, taking a quick breath as she leans into his palm for just a second-- and then straightens. Her eyes are bright. ]
Now that's just unfair to your fans. You know I wouldn't be able to turn down a private concert!
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Pressing his palms against his ears, he braces his feet in the ground. ]
Okay...! Ready...!
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It starts with a Bufudyne, a large, pillar of ice enclosing the Thing before exploding. Almost immediately, what looks like a localized ice storm sweeps around it, followed by the sharp crackle and blinding light of an Almighty attack.
And just to make sure that it's entirely vaporized, Maya casts Crescent Mirror once more, leaving a pile of light gray ash once that light clears. ]
... There.
[ It's said with an air of quiet, vindictive triumph-- right before Maya wobbles with a wince, because maybe casting several heavy-hitting spells in a row wasn't... wise.
But totally worth it. ]
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It's when Maya wobbles that Momo lunges forward, reaching out with one arm to steady her. He remembers how she had a hard time even walking after using her powers in the ice castle; chancing any more injury after the dildo insult isn't ideal. ]
—You did it! 500 experience points for you, Maya-neesama.
[ A laugh, and he grins. ]
How does it feel to know you saved an idol's life not once, but twice?
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Well, one of those times was my fault. But I'm really glad you'll be able to keep on singing.
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No way. You saved my life, even with that evil artifact! [ He would've been cursed forever without it!!! Which is a funny thought, but he won't bring up the medieval dick for longer than necessary... ] I should throw a private concert for you, as compensation!
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Now that's just unfair to your fans. You know I wouldn't be able to turn down a private concert!
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[ A wink, equal measures playful and conspiratorial. Momo is everyone's Momo, but he can occasionally moonlight as Momose Sunohara, maybe. ]
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[ It's like she was never hellbent on breaking a dildo in half. ]